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Alcohol
Remover
Alcohol is a product
of amazing versatility, It will
remove the stains from designer
clothes.
It will also remove the clothes
off your back.
If by chance it is used in
sufficient quantity, Alcohol will
remove furniture from the home,
Rugs from the floor, Food from the
table, Lining from the stomach,
Vision from the eyes and Judgment
from the mind.
Alcohol will also remove good
reputations, Good jobs, Good
Friends, Happiness from Children's
Hearts, Sanity, Freedom, Spouses,
Relationships, and a man's ability
to adjust and live with his fellow
man, and even life itself.
As a remover, Alcohol has no
equal.
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Author Unknown ~ |
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I AM MORE
POWERFUL THAN THE COMBINED ARMIES OF
THE WORLD.
I HAVE DESTROYED MORE MEN THAN ALL THE
WARS OF THE NATION.
I HAVE CAUSED MILLIONS OF ACCIDENTS
AND WRECKED MORE HOMES THEN ALL THE
FLOODS, TORNADOES AND HURRICANES PUT
TOGETHER;
I AM THE WORLDS SLICKEST THIEF.
I STEAL BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EACH YEAR.
I FIND MY VICTIMS AMONG THE RICH AND
POOR ALIKE, THE YOUNG AND THE OLD, THE
STRONG AND THE WEAK.
I LOOM UP TO SUCH PROPORTIONS THAT I
CAST A SHADOW OVER EVERY FIELD OF
LABOR;
I AM RELENTLESS, INSIDIOUS,
UNPREDICTABLE;
I AM EVERYWHERE - IN THE HOME, ON THE
STREET, IN THE FACTORY, IN THE OFFICE,
ON THE SEA AND IN THE AIR;
I BRING SICKNESS, POVERTY AND DEATH;
I GIVE NOTHING AND TAKE ALL;
I AM YOUR WORST ENEMY;
I AM
~~Author Unknown~~
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