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- AA: We are
not God's gift to AA; AA is "
" to us.
- AA: We are
not reformed drunks but informed
alcoholics.
- AA: We're
here for a reason not for the season.
- AA Groups:
An AA group will be judged by the worst
behavior of its members.
- AA Groups:
When you clean up after your group, you
leave the signature of AA behind you.
- AA is not a
sentence, it is a reprieve.
- A.A. is a
self-help program but you can't do it
by yourself.
- A.A. stands
for Attitude Adjustment (or Altered
Attitudes, Acknowledge Acceptance or
Avoid Anger.)
- AA won't
open the gates of heaven to let you in,
but it will open the gates of hell to
let you out.
- I have
become a pupil of A.A. rather than the
teacher I thought I was.
- Just
accept, don't expect
- Acceptance
is knowing the past will never get
better.
- Acceptance:
Experience is what you get when you
don't get what you want.
- Acceptance:
Life is 10% what you make it and 90%
how you take it.
- Acceptance:
They're just doing it, they're not
doing it to you.
- Acceptance:
Turn it over.
- Acceptance:
You can't change the wind, but you can
adjust the sails.
- Al-anon:
Known in Ireland as the Provisional
Wing of AA.
- Alcoholic
(as defined by self): A piece of crap
the universe revolves around.
- Alcoholic:
I may not be much, but I'm all I think
about.
- Alcoholic: I only
drank on days beginning with
"T"-Tuesdays, Thursdays,
Today, Tomorrow.
- Alcoholic:
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a
duck, and quacks like a duck, it must
be a duck.
- Alcoholic:
If you drank enough to get to AA, you
drank enough.
- Alcohol: It
provokes the desire but takes away the
performance.
- Alcohol:
It's not what or how much you drank,
it's what it did to you.
- Alcoholic:
Terminal uniqueness!
- Alcoholic:
They didn't make a glass big enough for
me to have one drink.
- An
alcoholic alone is slumming.
- An
alcoholic is not a guy who thinks he's
had one too many. He's usually the guy
who thinks he's had one too few.
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- "Be."
- Be here
now.
- Don't
know-be.
- What will
be...will appear.
- You are
still becoming.
- Being
humble means being teachable.
- We came, we
came to, we came to believe.
- The liar's
punishment is not that he/she is not
believed, but that he/she can believe
no one else.
- May you be
blessed with a slow recovery.
- Bottom: No
one comes to AA on a good day.
- Bottom:
When things get worse faster than you
can lower your standards.
- My bottom
is where I put my shovel down.
- The longer
I'm in the program, the lower my bottom
seems to get.
- Program
bumper stickers belong on the
dashboard, not the bumper.
- Daily
meditation for about 20 minutes is
recommended for all in recovery;
unless, of course, you're very
busy-then you should meditate for an
hour.
- Change: A
suggestion is a subtle command.
- Change:
Everything after "but" is BS.
- Change: If
you are eating a shit sandwich, chances
are, you ordered it.
- Change: If
you have God in one hand and the
fellowship in the other hand, you can't
get drunk today.
- Change: If
you keep doing the same thing over and
over, you'll keep getting the same
thing over and over.
- Change: If
you stole horses when you were
drinking, and you expect to get sober,
you not only quit drinking, but you
quit stealing horses.
- Change: If
you want to keep feeling how you're
feeling, then keep doing what you are
doing.
- Change: If
you want what you never had, you have
to do what you've never done.
- Change:
Life begins right outside your comfort
zone.
- Change:
Make no major changes in the first
year.
- Change: Put
down the weapons, pick up the tools.
- God grant
me the serenity to accept the things I
cannot change, the courage to change
the things I can, and the wisdom to
know the difference.
- How many
alcoholics does it take to change a
light bulb? Change? What do you mean,
change?
- If you
don't change, nothing changes.
- If you fail
to change the person you were when you
came in, that person will take you out.
- Learn to
change, change to learn.
- There are
only two things an alcoholic doesn't
like-the way things are, and change.
- Give a
damn; be a channel.
- Chapter
Five is called "How It
Works," not "Why Me?"
- Character
is how we act when we think no one is
watching.
- Fear is the
mother of all character defects.
- Today, we
have a choice.
- Coincidences
are God's way of staying anonymous.
- There are
no coincidences.
- Comfort:
The willingness to be uncomfortable
leads to being comfortable.
- We drink to
be comfortable with being
uncomfortable.
- Keep coming
back, it works!
- Keep coming
back, it works don't go away; it works
even better!
- Identify,
don't compare.
- Are you
comparing your insides to someone
else's outsides?
- Complacency
kills.
- If you have
to control your drinking, it must be
out of control.
- If you have
to control your drinking, what's the
point of drinking?
- Criticize:
Walk a mile in another's shoes before
you criticize (this way, you will be a
mile away when you do so and you will
have their shoes!)
- ...the
courage to change the things I can...
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- Daily
meditation for about 20 minutes is
recommended for all in recovery;
unless, of course, you're very busy
"then you should meditate for an
hour.
- When you
dance with a gorilla, it's the gorilla
who decides when to stop.
- One day at
a time.
- Denial
ain't just a river in Egypt.
- DETACH: Don't
Even Try And Change Him (Her)
- The
difference between us and God is that
God knows the end of the story.
- Difficulties:
It's a cinch by the inch; it's hard by
the yard.
- Negativity
is my disease asking me to come out and
play.
- When you do
good, you never know how much good you
do.
- We came to
these rooms not because we drank a lot,
but because we drank too much.
- Trying is
what got me drunk; doing is what keeps
me sober.
- Doormats-arrogant
and exploding are two kinds we know.
- When in
doubt, act as if.
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- Easy does
it.
- Easy does
it (but do it).
- E.G.O.:
Easing God Out.
- Ego: The
highest I can go in AA is sober.
- Ego: I may
not be much, but I'm all I think about.
- Ego: It's
not that you think too well of
yourself, but that you think only of
yourself.
- Ego: The
sum total of false ideas about myself.
- Ego: We are
all important, but not for the reasons
we think.
- Ego is our
separation from God and others.
- Egoism
isn't necessarily thinking a lot of
yourself-just thinking of yourself a
lot.
- Remember to
give and receive ES&H:
Encouragement, Strength, and Hope.
- I am
enough; there is enough.
- Esteem: If
you stop treating yourself poorly, it
will become unacceptable for others to
do so.
- Esteem: My
net worth is not myself worth.
- Everything
in God's time.
- Everything
is all right.
- Everything
is as it should be.
- Everything
is as it should be right now.
- Everything
that is happening is God's plan for you
today.
- Expectation
is premeditated resentment.
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- F.E.A.R.
doesn't have to mean Forget Everything
And Run.
- F.E.A.R.:
Forgetting Everything is All Right.
- F.E.A.R. is
False Evidence Appearing Real.
- F.E.A.R. is
Fornicate With Everything And Run.
- To overcome
F.E.A.R. means to Face Everything And
Recover.
- Failure
isn't fatal; success isn't permanent.
- Faith can't
be taught; it can only be caught.
- Faith
conquers fear.
- Faith: If
you don't believe, than make believe.
- If I have
faith in God, it doesn't make much
difference if I have faith in myself.
- Fake it
'til you make it.
- My
mother/father knows how to push my
buttons. She/he installed them.
- Fear has no
power unless I give it power.
- Fear is
absence of faith.
- Fear is
what keeps you from God's plan for you.
- Fear
knocked on the door. Faith answered;
there was no one there.
- Procrastination
is fear in five syllables.
- Turn fear
into faith.
- If you want
to feel better right away, ask God to
help you be of service. If you want to
keep feeling how you are feeling, keep
doing what you are doing.
- If you have
one hand in the fellowship and one hand
in God, you can't get drunk today.
- First
things first.
- The first
drink gets you drunk.
- The
first-time sober is a gift; why waste
it?
- Keep the
focus on yourself.
- The person
who forgets is doomed to repeat.
- T.G.I.F.:
Thank God I'm Forgiven.
- Forgiveness
of others is a gift to yourself.
- Forgiveness:
The number one way to relieve pain is
to forgive.
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- Today is a
gift; that's why it's called the
present.
- G.O.D. is
Good Orderly Direction.
- G.O.D.:
Group Of Drunks.
- God grant
me the serenity to accept the things I
cannot change, the courage to change
the things I can, and the wisdom to
know the difference.
- God has
three answers to everything-yes, no,
and if you insist.
- God help
me! (Step 1, short form)
- God is my
employer (and I never have trouble with
money.)
- God is
doing for us what we can not do for
ourselves.
- God is
upstairs in church on Sunday morning,
but at night he's downstairs in the AA
meeting.
- God won't
fail you (people will).
- God's will:
You can't sit in a closet and pray to
God to bring you a hot dog.
- God's will,
not mine, be done.
- I can't,
God can, why don't I let Him? (Steps
1-3, short form)
- If you're
looking for God, you'll never see God
more at work than at an AA meeting.
- Is it odd,
or is it God?
- There is
only one thing you need to know about
God, you are not He/She/It.
- What is
God's will for me today?
- When I ask
for patience, God gives me a traffic
jam.
- When God
made time, He made plenty of it.
- It is
easier to live your way into good
feeling than to feel your way into good
living.
- Grace: Get
off the throne and give it back to God.
- The grace
of God will never take me where the
grace of God will not protect me.
- There but
for the grace of God, go I.
- Grateful
alcoholics don't drink, and drinking
alcoholics aren't grateful.
- Gratitude:
To be grateful is to be grace-filled.
- If your
heart is full of gratitude, there is no
room for resentment.
- Keep an
attitude of gratitude.
- Show up to
grow up.
- Growth:
Don't commit suicide during the first
five years sober (you'll be killing the
wrong person.)
- Growth:
Esteem-able acts build self-esteem.
- Growth: If
small things make you angry-how big are
you?
- Growth:
It's not so important why you are an
alcoholic-but rather what are you going
to do about it?
- Growth:
Just be on the side of the angels, it
doesn't matter what rank you are.
- Growth:
Pain is mandatory, suffering is
optional.
- Growth:
Sometimes the good is the enemy of the
best.
- Growth: The
opposite of joy is not sorrow, the
opposite of joy is cynicism.
- Growth:
When the pain of where I am is worse
than the discomfort of where I am
going, then I'll move.
- There are
only two sins: To stand in the way of
someone else's growth, or to stand in
the way of your own.
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- H.A.L.T.: Happy,
Appreciative, Lovable, Teachable.
- H.O.W.:
Honesty, Open-mindedness, and
Willingness.
- H.P.=Holy
Presence.
- Happiness
is appreciating what you have, not
getting what you want.
- True
happiness is found in service.
- If you are
not happy with what you have, what
makes you think you would be happy with
more?
- If you
aren't happy today, what are you
waiting for?
- Most folks
are as happy as they make up their
minds to be (attributed to Abe
Lincoln).
- Would you
rather be right, or happy?
- If you pray
for honesty, the chances of your lying
go 'way up.
- Hope: When
one door closes, another door opens.
It's being in the hallway that's hell.
- Worry is an
ironic form of hope.
- Being
humble means being teachable.
- Get humble,
or be made humble.
- Humility:
Before you become too proud to be a
member of AA, make sure AA is proud to
have you as a member.
- Humility:
Egotism is not thinking well of
yourself; it's thinking only of
yourself.
- Humility:
Halos can turn into nooses.
- Humility:
If you are having trouble getting down
on your knees to pray in the morning,
put your shoes under the middle of the
bed the night before.
- Humility:
It doesn't matter so much who is right,
but what is right.
- Humility:
Remember Rule 62 (don't take yourself
so darn seriously)!
- Humility:
The bigger my head, the easier the
target.
- Humility:
You can't save your face and your ass
at the same time.
- Humility is
humanity.
- Humility is not
humiliation.
- Humility is
that virtue which reduces a man to the
proper size without degrading him,
thereby increasing him in statue
without inflating him. Unless one
attains some degree of humility, one is
condemned to drink again.
- Don't get
too Hungry, Angry, Lonely or Tired
(H.A.L.T.)
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- I.S.M.:
Incredible Spiritual Moment.
- Don't just
take an inventory; let it take you.
- Insanity is
doing the same thing over and over
again, and expecting different results.
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- A job is
something that happens to you on the
way to a meeting.
- The journey
is the destination.
- When I
demand justice, I'd better think of the
consequences.
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- K.I.S.S.:
Keep It Simple, Stupid.
- Keep the
memory green.
- Knowing why
is the booby prize of life.
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- Learn to
listen, listen to learn.
- Life is
fragile; handle with prayer.
- Listen: God
gave you two ears and only one mouth
for a reason.
- Listen:
Take the cotton out of your ears and
put it in your mouth.
- Live and
let live.
- Live in the
moment.
- Live in the
solution.
- Don't get
too Hungry, Angry, Lonely or Tired
(H.A.L.T.)
- An
alcoholic is someone who treats
loneliness with isolation.
- Love: Love
is less a feeling than a thousand tiny
acts of kindness.
- If love has
conditions attached, it's not love,
it's barter.
- Love is a
verb.
- Love is an
action.
- Love isn't
love until you give it away.
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- It isn't
"me" and "you"
anymore; it's "we" and
"us."
- (First) meetings:
Bring your body, your mind will follow.
- Meetings:
AA is like a raffle; you must be
present to win.
- Meetings:
Meeting makers make it.
- Meetings
take the bastard out of me. Jack
- Meetings:
Those who get around, stay around.
- Meetings:
You start to skip, you start to slip.
- A job is
something that happens to you on the
way to a meeting.
- A meeting a
day keeps the detox away.
- A meeting
lasts from preamble to prayer.
- After each
meeting, clean up the wreckage of the
present.
- If you only
need one meeting a week, you may have
to go to five of them in that time to
find out which one it is.
- If you
think you don't need a meeting, chances
are, you do.
- If you're
looking for God, you'll never see God
more at work than at an AA meeting.
- Get smart
feet; go to meetings.
- Go to
enough meetings and you still may not
stop drinking; your drinking, however,
will be ruined.
- Meetings,
meetings, meetings.
- People who
don't go to meetings don't find out
what happens to people who don't go to
meetings.
- We go to
the meetings for all sorts of reasons,
but we don't know what they are, so we
keep going to meetings.
- When you
are in a meeting, your disease is
outside doing push-ups.
- You only
have to go to meetings until you want
to go to meetings.
- Carry the
message, not the mess.
- The message
is under the ashtray.
- The message
is up front.
- The mind
can cure the mind.
- Misery is
optional.
- My
mother/father knows how to push my
buttons. She/he installed them.
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- Ninety
meetings in ninety days.
- Nonalcoholic
beer is for non-alcoholics.
- Now: Live
in the moment.
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- Is it odd,
or is it God?
- One day at
a time.
- Life sucks!
(but in AA, life sucks one day at a
time).
- One drink
is too many, and a thousand isn't
enough.
- Keep an
open mind.
- H.O.W.:
Honesty, Open-mindedness, and
Willingness.
- Those of
the opposite sex may pat your rear end,
but often those of the same sex will
save it.
- In
sobriety, you are given permission to
be ordinary.
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QTop of Page
- Don't quit
before 5 Minutes before the miracle
happens.
- Quitting is
easy; it's staying stopped that's hard.
- Surrender,
don't quit.
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- Another
day, another recovery!
- Recovery:
All you have to do to change your life
is change your mind.
- Recovery:
God doesn't need much; whatever you
have left is enough.
- Recovery:
In A.A., there is a wrench for every
nut.
- Recovery:
It's the second meeting that's the most
important one
- Recovery:
The further you are from your last
drink, the closer you are to the next
one.
- Recovery:
We take the steps, but it's funny where
the steps take us.
- Recovery:
You can only be a newcomer one time.
- I may only
have one recovery in me.
- May you be
blessed with a slow recovery.
- Relapsing:
See also slip.
- Rehabs are
for quitters.
- Relationships:
For true intimacy to take place, I must
be a whole person forming a
partnership, not a broken person
seeking another to be whole.
- Relationships:
It's not a question of finding the
right person, but becoming the right
person.
- Relationships:
Looking for the right person? Become
the right person.
- Relax-God
is in charge.
- Remember
the 3 P's: Perfectionism (leads to)
Procrastination (leads to) Paralysis.
- Some say if
you can't remember your last drunk, you
may not have had it.
- Resentment:
Don't stew over it, write it out.
- Resentment:
When you are living inside someone's
head, you are out of your mind.
- Resentment
is from the Latin, meaning to
"feel again."
- Resentment
is letting someone else live in your
head rent-free.
- By
releasing resentment, we set ourselves
free.
- When I
tighten the noose of resentment around
someone's neck, I choke myself.
- Respect is
reserved for the respectable.
- We don't
get partial results from half-measures.
- If you want
to bury someone with revenge, it is
best to dig two graves.
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- Self-esteem:
The exploding doormat.
- A.A. is a
self-help program but you can't do it
by yourself.
- Self-pity:
Poor me, poor me, pour me another
drink.
- Self-will
run riot.
- It's a
selfish program.
- Serenity:
Everything is as it should be.
- A short
version of the serenity prayer: Forget
it!
- God grant
me the serenity to accept the things I
cannot change, the courage to change
the things I can, and the wisdom to
know the difference.
- Don't take
yourself too darn seriously.
- Take the
program seriously, not yourself.
- Service:
Shut up, show up and say
"yes."
- Service:
Trust in God, clean house, and work
with others.
- Service is
gratitude in action.
- Sharing: Be
a channel, not a dam.
- Sharing:
Give to God and God will give to you.
- Sharing:
I'd rather hear you share about the
same thing a thousand times in meetings
than learn you were sharing it in a
bar.
- Sharing: If
you pass, it's your ass.
- Sharing: In
order to keep it, you have to give it
away.
- Sharing:
Say what you mean, but don't say it
mean.
- Sharing:
Talk or die.
- Sharing:
The opposite of listening is waiting to
talk.
- Sharing:
There is plenty to go around of what
you give away.
- Sharing: We
must give away what we cannot keep so
we might receive what we cannot lose.
- Show up to
grow up.
- Shut up,
show up and say "yes."
- There are
only two sins: To stand in the way of
someone else's growth, or to stand in
the way of your own.
- Slicker,
sicker.
- Keep it
simple.
- SLIP: Each
time you come back, the tuition goes
up.
- SLIP:
Getting sober is a process; relapsing
is a process, too.
- SLIP: If
you escaped the lion's den, why go back
for your hat?
- SLIP: If
you fail to change the person you were
when you came in, that person will take
you out.
- SLIP: If
you go out, your bottom will get lower.
- SLIP: No
one ever tripped over a mountain-but
they sure could slip and fall on a
pebble.
- SLIP: No
one who has ever had a slip said she
went to too many meetings.
- SLIP:
People who don't go to meetings don't
find out what happens to people who
don't go to meetings.
- SLIP: Seven
days without a meeting makes one weak.
- S.L.I.P.:
Sobriety Loses Its Priority.
- SLIP:
Stupid Little Idiotic Plan.
- SLIP: There
are a million excuses to drink, but no
good reason.
- SLIP: What
AA gives back to me could take me out
again.
- SLIP: When
you dance with a gorilla, it's the
gorilla who decides when to stop.
- SLIP: When
you go out and come back, the tuition
goes up.
- SLIP: You
start to skip, you start to slip.
- The slip
occurs before you pick up.
- SLIPS: The
longer you stay away, the harder it is
to come back.
- SLIPS in
long-term sobriety: too many years and
not enough days.
- Sobriety:
The further you are from your last
drink, the closer you are to the next
one.
- Sobriety:
The more you have, the more you want.
- Sobriety:
You can't keep it unless you give it
away.
- Early
Sobriety is growing up in public.
- In
sobriety, you are given permission to
be ordinary.
- Sobriety is
a constant process of uncovering,
discovering, and discarding.
- Sobriety is
a gift.
- Sobriety is
a gift, the price of which is eternal
vigilance.
- Sobriety is
God's gift to me; what I do with it is
my gift to God.
- Social
drinking: "I'll have a drink and
so shall I (socialize)"
- Sorrow: The
soul would have no rainbow had the eye
no tears.
- Some of us
get so spiritual, we are of no earthly
value to anyone.
- Most people
hope to avoid hell; spiritual people
have been there.
- God gave us
a kit of spiritual tools; it is up to
us to use them to build a durable
shelter.
- Spirituality:
Are you a human being having a
spiritual experience? Or a spiritual
being having a human experience?
- Spirituality:
The more you have on the inside, the
less you need on the outside.
- Most AA
people spend more time deciding where
to have lunch than in choosing a
sponsor.
- People who
sponsor themselves have fools for
sponsors.
- Sponsor:
When the pupil is ready, the teacher
will appear.
- Sponsorship:
Being an alcoholic is like being
trapped in a box, and the instructions
for getting out of the box are on the
outside of the box. You need someone to
read them to you (and you must listen!)
- Sponsorship:
Our minds are bad neighborhoods; we
shouldn't go into them alone.
- 1) Start
where you are.
2) Walk out in faith.
3) Do the best you can do.
4) Expect God to help.
- Step 1: If
a candidate for AA is ready, you can't
say anything wrong; if he's not ready,
you can't say anything right.
- Step 1: The
first drink gets you drunk (if you get
hit by a train, it's not the caboose
that kills you.)
- Step 1: We
can do what I can't.
- Step 1:
You're not alone anymore.
- Step 2:
What I came here looking for, I came
here looking with.
- Step 3: I
get what I need and inevitably find out
it was what I wanted all the time.
- Step 3: Let
God and let go.
- Step 3: If
I take a drink, I take my life back.
- Step 3:
Three frogs were on a tree limb and
decided to jump off. How many are left?
Answer: All three of them (they only
made a decision to jump off.)
- Step 6
(distilled): Don't do what you want to
do.
- Step 7
(distilled): Do what you don't want to
do.
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